I won't sleep with you on the first night!That's what she said....

I meet many girls that say they will never sleep with me on the first night. When they say that without me asking about it, I know they're going to do it, and I get a big smile on my face.
I know because she brought it up, that means she's thinking about it. I also know it's going to happen simply because it has happened a few times before.
OK...I admit that most of the time it happened it was accompanied by heavy drinking, and partying, but we kept it going in the morning, that tells me there were no regrets.
I bring this up because it happened Saturday. This girl, we'll call her L, told me in a text earlier on Saturday that I shouldn't expect anything from her that night. At that point I didn't care, I had an old fuck buddy lined up (we'll call her A).
After a long night A, K, my neighbor and I went back to my neighbors for a small after-bar. I stayed for one drink and left with A to go to my place. Immediately I got a dozen text messages from L telling me not to sleep with 'this skank' or else blahblahblahblah.... Women are retarded sometimes. Good thing I don't care.
In the morning I gave a ride to A. I texted L and told her what I was doing and that my door was open.

When I came back L was in my bed...
Never say never.